As Bryce and Caleb get older I realize that when you raise kids things that aren't normal at all become common in your everyday life. Lately I have noticed that I have to explain some really odd things or I end up saying some really bizarre things. Here are just a few of them.
- Do not drill in your brothers mouth! I don't care if you are playing dentist or not.
-Yeah, you can go to the bathroom outside since you are all wet from the pool. (A little while later... Caleb when you went to the bathroom outside did you poop outside?!!! Yep I had to explain that even though I said he could go to the bathroom outside, that never includes pooping.
-You can pretend that Abby is a baby monster but you can not tackle her and try to kill her if you are using your sister as the monster.
-I can honestly say that before I had kids I never had the dilema of dropping the entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet. Now that occurs weekly at our house. Sometimes I have to explain why we aren't just going to let it dry so we can use it later. We just throw it away!
-No, a diving board for the baby pool is not safe! But hey it looks fun go ahead and do it anyway. Just be careful.
-It's not safe to tie the rope around your brother while he climbs a tree.
-Please do not touch the yellow spot on the public toilet! Yes it is wet because it is someone else's pee!
-Please do not look inside the little trash can that hangs on the wall of the womens bathroom. Yes, it is gross.
-Do not open the jar that you have your toad in while we are in the car. Why not mom? He won't be able to get outside so we won't lose him.
9 years ago
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